A full-length version of Rodriguez's faux "Mexsploitation" trailer in Grindhouse, Machete sketches, in the boldest strokes possible, the adventures of its titular hero (Trejo), a former federal agent turned day laborer after losing his wife and child to a katana-wielding drug lord (Steven Seagal, of all people). Recruited by shady businessman Jeff Fahey (Lost) to assassinate a rabble-rousing senator (Robert De Niro) with a particular hate vibe for immigrants, Machete soon finds himself the target of government agents, border vigilantes (led by Don Johnson!), and about half the state of Texas. Unfortunately, none seem to realize the film's central thesis: Machete's business is killing, and business is booming.
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SCENE INDEX
1. Scene 1 [6:06]
2. Scene 2 [1:35]
3. Scene 3 [4:55]
4. Scene 4 [1:27]
5. Scene 5 [2:09]
6. Scene 6 [4:49]
7. Scene 7 [1:59]
8. Scene 8 [4:15]
9. Scene 9 [:45]
12. Scene 12 [1:08]
10. Scene 10 [1:00]
11. Scene 11 [4:54]
13. Scene 13 [2:42]
14. Scene 14 [1:53]
15. Scene 15 [2:20]
16. Scene 16 [2:03]
17. Scene 17 [3:29]
18. Scene 18 [1:37]
19. Scene 19 [1:34]
20. Scene 20 [2:19]
21. Scene 21 [3:04]
22. Scene 22 [1:14]
23. Scene 23 [2:07]
24. Scene 24 [3:07]
25. Scene 25 [:59]
26. Scene 26 [4:08]
28. Scene 28 [2:12]
27. Scene 27 [1:55]
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